Yesterday morning whilst enjoying my first cup coffee in bed I heard a blood curling scream. With visions of amputated limbs and blood gushing from arterial wounds I jumped out of bed and rushed down the stairs. What happened?? I…

We have two dogs that I have a love hate relationship with. They love me – I hate them. It’s not my fault really – I had a very traumatizing experience during my childhood. One of those little fuckers nearly…

The naked truth....

We have the privilege of living next to a real desert which is fantastic entertainment for the children. Last week I was looking after my friend’s son who is the same age as my daughter. He was adamant that he…

Winter season starts in Gran Canaria

It’s the middle of November and the temperature is absolutely perfect here on Gran Canaria. We have moved from Arguineguin to Meloneras. Arguineguin has been invaded for the winter season by thousands of Scandinavians desperate to avoid the Norwegian winter….